Bordeaux Zodiac
Bordeaux, written in the stars

Bordeaux Zodiac

Twelve signs, twelve appellations. Fire is the gravel of the Left Bank, Earth is the clay of the Right Bank, Air is the whites, and Water is the rivers and the sweet wines they make possible. Pick your sign for a reading, the reason, and a sommelier's bottle.

Aries

March 21 to April 19 · Fire · Ruled by Mars

The first sign of the zodiac is a starter: brave, impatient, competitive, and happiest when something is just beginning. You like your wine the way you like your plans, with a little heat and no hesitation.


Mouton means sheep, and Mouton Rothschild has used the ram as its emblem for generations. Pauillac holds three of the five first growths and pours first in line, just like the first sign of the zodiac. En primeur week lands in April, right in Aries season.


Your appellation
Pauillac, the power center of the Left Bank.
The bottle
Chateau Mouton Rothschild, ram and all, for the splurge. For real life, Chateau Pontet-Canet or Chateau Grand-Puy-Lacoste.
Pair it with
Rack of lamb. Pauillac lamb is a local specialty, so this is the hometown pairing.
Sommelier's tip
Young Pauillac is all tannin. Decant it for two hours, or buy a bottle with at least ten years on it.

Taurus

April 20 to May 20 · Earth · Ruled by Venus

Venus rules you through the senses. You are steady, loyal, and stubborn about quality, and you care how a wine feels as much as how it tastes. Comfort is not a weakness; it is a standard.


Venus rules you through pleasure, and Pomerol is the most hedonistic Merlot on earth. It is tiny, it has no classification at all, and it does not care. Petrus never asked anyone for permission. That refusal to be ranked is pure bull.


Your appellation
Pomerol, the velvet Merlot of the Right Bank.
The bottle
Petrus if Venus is paying. Otherwise Chateau La Conseillante or Chateau Gazin.
Pair it with
Braised short ribs, a mushroom anything, or truffle risotto.
Sommelier's tip
Pomerol softens earlier than the Left Bank. A ten-year-old bottle is often right in its sweet spot.

Gemini

May 21 to June 20 · Air · Ruled by Mercury

Mercury makes you quick, curious, funny, and social, with at least two opinions on everything. You light up with variety, conversation, and a good argument.


The name means between two seas, and it really sits between two rivers, the Garonne and the Dordogne. Gemini is the twins, and this wine is a blend of two grapes, Sauvignon Blanc and Semillon. Duality is written into the name.


Your appellation
Entre-Deux-Mers, the bright white between two rivers.
The bottle
Chateau Bonnet, the Lurton family estate and the classic Entre-Deux-Mers. Cheap enough to buy two.
Pair it with
Oysters from Arcachon Bay, the local move, or a plate of fried fish.
Sommelier's tip
Drink it young and cold. This is the one Bordeaux you never need to cellar.

Cancer

June 21 to July 22 · Water · Ruled by the Moon

The Moon makes you protective, sentimental, and deeply tied to home and family. You remember everyone's birthday and exactly what they drank at it. Your table is where people feel safe.


The crab lives on the riverbank, and these vineyards hug the Gironde estuary. This is homey, family-run Bordeaux, the bottles locals actually drink on a Tuesday. Blaye even has Vauban's massive riverside citadel, a crab shell built of stone.


Your appellation
Cotes de Bourg and Blaye, the family farms on the Gironde.
The bottle
Chateau Roc de Cambes in Bourg, from the team behind Saint-Emilion's Tertre Roteboeuf, or Chateau Bel-Air La Royere in Blaye.
Pair it with
A Sunday roast chicken, or steak with shallots and red wine sauce, Bordeaux style.
Sommelier's tip
This is where Bordeaux value lives. Same grapes, same river, a fraction of the price.

Leo

July 23 to August 22 · Fire · Ruled by the Sun

Ruled by the Sun itself, you are warm, generous, dramatic, and built for center stage. You love hard, host big, and never do anything halfway.


Leo is regal and wants to be adored. Margaux is the most seductive commune in the Medoc, and its namesake first growth lives in the most famous neoclassical palace in wine. Margaux also has more classified growths than any other commune. That is a lot of crowns.


Your appellation
Margaux, the perfumed showpiece of the Left Bank.
The bottle
Chateau Margaux for the palace. Chateau Palmer for the drama, or Chateau d'Angludet for a friendlier price.
Pair it with
Filet mignon, or duck breast with cherries.
Sommelier's tip
Margaux is all about perfume. Use a big glass and smell it for a full minute before you take a sip.

Virgo

August 23 to September 22 · Earth · Ruled by Mercury

Mercury in an earth sign makes you precise, observant, and quietly devoted to doing things right. You notice every detail, and you want purity, not decoration.


Virgo is the critic who reorganizes everything. Saint-Emilion re-ranks its own classification about every ten years, usually followed by lawsuits, and in 2022 Ausone, Cheval Blanc, and Angelus walked out entirely. Virgo is also the harvest maiden, and her season is when picking begins.


Your appellation
Saint-Emilion, the perfectionist on the limestone plateau.
The bottle
Chateau Figeac, promoted to the top tier in 2022, or Chateau Canon on the limestone plateau.
Pair it with
Lamprey in red wine sauce if you're brave, the Saint-Emilion classic. Roast pork or a mushroom tart if you're not.
Sommelier's tip
Read the label carefully. Saint-Emilion, Saint-Emilion Grand Cru, and Grand Cru Classe are three different things, and only the last one is actually classified.

Libra

September 23 to October 22 · Air · Ruled by Venus

Venus in an air sign makes you charming, fair, and allergic to ugliness. You see every side of an argument, which makes you a great host and a terrible decider.


Libra is the scale, and Pessac-Leognan is the only part of Bordeaux classified for both red and white. Haut-Brion was the one chateau outside the Medoc invited into the 1855 ranking, the diplomat at the table. It was also the first Bordeaux named in English writing, when Samuel Pepys drank it at a London tavern in 1663.


Your appellation
Pessac-Leognan, where the red and the white weigh the same.
The bottle
Chateau Haut-Brion for the legend. Domaine de Chevalier makes one of the great reds and one of the great whites, a true Libra estate.
Pair it with
Grilled fish with beurre blanc for the white, roast chicken for the red.
Sommelier's tip
Try the white. White Pessac-Leognan ages for decades and costs a fraction of white Burgundy at the same level.

Scorpio

October 23 to November 21 · Water · Ruled by Mars and Pluto

Intense, private, magnetic, and all or nothing. You go deep or you do not go at all, and you trust the things that take time to reveal themselves.


Scorpio rules sex, death, and transformation, and noble rot is all three. Botrytis shrivels the grapes and turns decay into nectar. Pickers go through the vines again and again in late October and November, right in Scorpio season, choosing berries one bunch at a time.


Your appellation
Sauternes, where rot turns into gold.
The bottle
Chateau d'Yquem, the only estate ranked above first growth in 1855. For a gentler sting, Chateau Suduiraut or Chateau Rieussec.
Pair it with
Roquefort, foie gras, or a pear tart.
Sommelier's tip
Serve it cold, around 50 to 54 degrees, in small glasses. A half bottle goes a long way.

Sagittarius

November 22 to December 21 · Fire · Ruled by Jupiter

Jupiter makes you an optimist, an explorer, and a truth-teller. You would rather have a story than a souvenir, and you will try anything once.


Sagittarius is the traveler at the edge of the map. Saint-Estephe is the northernmost of the great Medoc communes, with more clay and a tougher personality. Its star, Cos d'Estournel, was built by Louis-Gaspard d'Estournel, who shipped his wine to India and crowned his cellar with pagoda towers.


Your appellation
Saint-Estephe, the rugged northern frontier of the Medoc.
The bottle
Chateau Cos d'Estournel, pagodas and all. For value, Chateau de Pez or Chateau Phelan Segur.
Pair it with
Spice-rubbed lamb, or a curry, in honor of d'Estournel's India trade.
Sommelier's tip
Saint-Estephe is the slowest Bordeaux to come around. Buy it young and forget about it for a decade.

Capricorn

December 22 to January 19 · Earth · Ruled by Saturn

Saturn gives you ambition, discipline, and a dry sense of humor. You play the long game, and you understand that the best things get better with time.


The goat climbs, and Fronsac is the hilliest corner of the Right Bank. Capricorn is patient and old money, and Fronsac was more prestigious than Saint-Emilion in the 18th century. It has spent the time since quietly waiting for its comeback, making long-lived reds that reward patience.


Your appellation
Fronsac, the patient climber on the Right Bank hills.
The bottle
Chateau de la Dauphine or Chateau Les Trois Croix, both serious estates making age-worthy Fronsac.
Pair it with
Beef stew, cassoulet, or anything braised all afternoon.
Sommelier's tip
Fronsac is one of the best-value cellar picks in Bordeaux. Buy a case and open one a year.

Aquarius

January 20 to February 18 · Air · Ruled by Saturn and Uranus

Independent, inventive, and a little contrarian. You root for the underdog, distrust anything too popular, and usually arrive at the future before everyone else.


Aquarius is the eccentric and the futurist. Clairet is the ancestral pale red the English named claret, now a forgotten oddball between red and rosé. In 2021 Bordeaux also approved new grapes for a warming climate, including Touriga Nacional and Alvarinho. Aquarius gets the oldest Bordeaux and the future one at once.


Your appellation
Bordeaux Clairet, the original claret, plus the new climate grapes.
The bottle
Chateau Penin, one of the best-known Clairet producers.
Pair it with
Charcuterie, grilled sardines, or a summer barbecue.
Sommelier's tip
Serve it chilled, like a rosé with more backbone. Then ask your shop who is planting the new climate grapes.

Pisces

February 19 to March 20 · Water · Ruled by Jupiter and Neptune

Dreamy, empathic, artistic, and romantic. You feel everything, you live half in your imagination, and you are drawn to water and anything a little magical.


Two fish swim in opposite directions, and Barsac has two identities: its wines can legally be labeled Barsac or Sauternes. The magic fog comes from two waters meeting, when the cold Ciron river runs into the warmer Garonne. Barsac is a little lighter and more ethereal than Sauternes, which is very Pisces.


Your appellation
Barsac, the dreamy sister of Sauternes.
The bottle
Chateau Climens, long called the lord of Barsac, or Chateau Coutet.
Pair it with
Blue cheese, apricot tart, or spicy Thai food.
Sommelier's tip
Barsac is a touch fresher than Sauternes. Try it with dinner, not just dessert.
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